Chuck Norris Part 1

Chuck Norris is the only man to defeat a brick wall in tennis.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Chuck Norris had the idea of selling his urine as a canned beverage. We know it as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

The Bible was originally titled 'Chuck Norris and Friends'.

When Chuck Norris plays monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

After Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands, it became known as The Islands.
A Handicapped parking sign does not imply that this spot is for handicapped people. It is a warning that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris is the ONLY man that can slam a revolving door.

There are two things that can cut diamonds.. other diamonds and Chuck Norris.